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Surrealist Question and Answers


One person writes a series of “why” questions.

Another person writes a series of “because” answers.

This can be done in any order or at the same time, as long as participants do not see the others writing.

I hoodwinked Murph into doing this with me today. Here’s what we ended up with when we put them side by side:

  1. Why don’t people like Indian mounds? — because 2 is the square root of 4
  2. Why can’t I have Matt’s pumpkin? — because Grover Cleveland said so
  3. Why can’t the city just give me my crib? — because it rained in November
  4. Why do I do these damn things? — because there are only 1,000 left

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